irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

skittle-happy-matt:

bubblebaem:

levwiathan:

fuckboy2001:

vogue-pussssy:

“I miss you”
Is the nicest text you can receive

“i bought a monster truck”

“I have too much money you can have it”

“food is ready”

“i’m getting mcdonalds what do you want?”

(Source: sad--gal)

sweetnickiandhellaminaj:

i was a wimp before tumblr

now i’m a jerk and everybody loves me

voynichs:

invite him to ur basement to try a vintage wine then brick him up inside the wall #wastehistime1846